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- … nobody spares a glance at the wasp in the classroom.
- … the morning conversation starter is how the song on the loudspeaker is relevant to the occasion.
- … there’s a 100% chance of seeing students in both suits and pajamas.
- … you get dismissed from class not by the bell, but by how many people are in the halls.
- …the bathroom mirrors get so crowded you do your makeup in the stallstash (and it actually sort of works).
- …you wonder if they’ll ever finish the auditorium.
- …there is a new wing, right before you graduate (but that’s not for two years).
- …the hot breakfast is actually so unexpectedly good.
- …everyone uses the B-wing bathroom even if it’s really far from their class.
- …your previously voluminous hair is suddenly flatter due to the school’s air.
- …every music kid frantically advertises cheesecakes like it’s their only purpose in life.
- …when you are talking to someone complaining about their 3.999 GPA
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