Entertainment

You Know You Go To JP When… (October 2024)

Entertainment Editors

October 31, 2024

… nobody spares a glance at the wasp in the classroom.
… the morning conversation starter is how the song on the loudspeaker is relevant to the occasion.
… there’s a 100% chance of seeing students in both suits and pajamas.
… you get dismissed from class not by the bell, but by how many people are in the halls.
…the bathroom mirrors get so crowded you do your makeup in the stallstash (and it actually sort of works).
…you wonder if they’ll ever finish the auditorium.
…there is a new wing, right before you graduate (but that’s not for two years).
…the hot breakfast is actually so unexpectedly good.
…everyone uses the b-wing bathroom even if it’s really far from their class.
…your previously voluminous hair is suddenly flatter due to the school’s air.
…there’s always that one kid that randomly screams in the hallways when you’re taking an exam.
…when you are talking to someone complaining about their 3.999 GPA

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