You Know You Go to JP When… (Feb 2023)

Entertainment Editors

…South Asian music blasting on the speakerphones at 7:00 am in the morning

…you can hear the acceleration and the blasting rap music coming from a senior’s car right before 12th period

…the club fair slideshow exceeds 100 slides

… you have to push through the pizza-sale frenzy to get to your bus

…someone is eating their lunch during study hall because they studied during lunch

…the whole class has to “go to the bathroom” when Snack Shack is open…

…Papa’s Cupcakeria is opened more than Genesis

…the HOSA dance is as popular as homecoming

…students’ favorite website is GradeScout.live

…pigs actually do fly (in Physics classrooms)

…there’s an unusual amount of mental-health days taken before the SAT

…the school floods everytime it rains

…the bells between periods always inconveniently ring in the middle of your chess game

…sweat (not love) is in the air this Valentine’s Day because of how hot it is

…it’s always a fun scavenger hunt to find a boys’ bathroom that’s actually open